PACADOODLES
Recently, a number of my
husband’s Facebook friends had engaged in a lively discussion on the
pros and cons of breeding designer dogs. Now while I don’t want to get into a
big discussion or debate on the ethics or science of the breeding of designer
dogs in particular, I must say that these discussions have caused me to wonder.
Several months ago, while
visiting our friends Laurie and Fred at their G-Spot Ranch in Southern
Colorado, I brought up the subject of designer dogs. This led into a discussion
on designer animals in general. After many beers hours of discussion, we
came to several conclusions on the subject.
First, the designer animal
needed to be self-supporting. For example, a cow or goat gives milk, a chicken
lays eggs, and a person can get wool from a llama, alpaca or sheep. In other
words, the animal should produce something that can be sold or exchanged in order for
the animal to be self-sustaining.
Second, the breeding process
should be natural, not something contrived in a test tube or laboratory. Therefore,
the two designer parents must be somewhat compatible in order for this to
happen au natural, so to speak. For the sake of the children, if nothing else.
Fred pointed out that he had
a female alpaca right there on the G-Spot Ranch. Her friend and mate had passed
away several years ago and she hasn’t been laid ever since. So Fred thought she might be up
to some non-species lovin’. This would be a good place to start.
Laurie recalled a little boy,
upon seeing the alpaca, had said that it was the biggest poodle that he had
ever seen. We all agreed that poodles do look somewhat
like alpacas and as anyone who has ever been around a poodle knows, they will
hump anything. So with that in mind, we formulated a plan for the first pairing of a
totally natural designer animal.
Here is the happy couple:
Now, several months later, The G-Spot Ranch is the
home of the first successful natural attempt to interbreed species and create a new
designer animal – the Pacadoodle!
All in all, I would say our
first attempt at creating a designer animal was a huge success.
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