COOKING IS A CROCKPOT
The bane of any quilting
addict is cooking. We lose much valuable sewing time in always having to stop and
prepare meals for our families. It is such a waste of time.
I had tried to convince my
family that the four basic food groups were Fast, Frozen, Microwavable and
Carry Out, but they kept whining for a home cooked meal. The constant whining
was starting to get on my nerves but now I have recently discovered a
remarkable cooking device that cuts hours off of meal preparation time. Hours
that can now be used more productively for sewing. This amazing device is
called a crock pot. A truly remarkable invention.
All you have to do is round
up a bunch of compatible food, dump it in the crock pot along with a little
chicken or beef broth and some garlic powder, and then, eight or nine hours of
uninterrupted sewing time later, dinner is done.
Just before your family gets
home, splash a little water on your forehead and sprinkle a little flour on
your cheeks. Then complain about how you have slaved for hours in the kitchen
and how no one appreciates these fabulous and time consuming meals that you
have laboriously prepared. Guilt the heck out of them.
I will occasionally post a
recipe here and there for you to use to impress your family with your new found
culinary skills.
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